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Russion WordPress Blog Spammers Are Morons! Un-Funny Broken English

http://www.asianwealth.com/blog OMG! I get so ANNOYED with those broken-English Russian blog spam on my WordPress blog- you know… they come from those **.ru sites? Un-funny broken english. Thankfully all my comments require first-time moderation. These posters are especially stupid because they wouldn’t even say something nice to get approved the first time. Probably, they just plonk a whole bunch of neutral Russian into google translate and then cut and paste rubbish that’s like:

“I know one more decision
Bravo, seems excellent idea to me is
I suggest you to come on a site where there is a lot of information on a theme interesting you.
What interesting idea..
I apologise, but, in my opinion, you are mistaken. Let’s discuss. Write to me in PM.”

“Excuse, that I interfere, but, in my opinion, there is other way of the decision of a question.
Even so
Interesting theme, I will take part. Together we can come to a right answer. I am assured.
The matchless message, is pleasant to me :)
Now all is clear, thanks for the help in this question.”

“I congratulate, what necessary words…, a magnificent idea
Willingly I accept. The question is interesting, I too will take part in discussion. Together we can come to a right answer.
Let’s talk on this theme.
I consider, that you are not right. I am assured. I can prove it. Write to me in PM, we will discuss.
Do not pay attention!”

“You are not right. I suggest it to discuss.
I can not participate now in discussion — there is no free time. I will return — I will necessarily express the opinion.
Yes, really. So happens. We can communicate on this theme. Here or in PM.
It’s out of the question.
Has casually found today this forum and it was registered to participate in discussion of this question.”

All so FUCKING CONTRADICTORY! Bloggers.. do you get that too? It’s so annoying. I prefer the

“????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????” -type link spam.

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Russian Spammers

Those who blog: Have you encountered the fucking Russian Spammers with their broken english probably translated withhttp://translate.google.com/ that goes like this – “What a profound useful phrase! I would like to congratulate with you on this theme. I do not fully agree with your opinion. You need revolutionise your idea but I accept. Do you think?”

Cut and Paste some of this shit you get in the comments box below for some laughs!